It's a five year old's wonderland! Does your yarn store have big yellow diggers parked outside? The barriers are reminiscent of the Santa Claus Parade!
Does your yarn store have two big, rusty, metal things outside? I think the white things on the sides are buckets. Are they going in the ground or coming out? OOoooooo! Nobody Knows!
Does your yarn store have TWO big blue construction disposal bins outside?! Come on down and see them! Bring your industrial garbage!