"Mummy, lets play Tudors ! You be King Henry and I'll be Queen Anne Boleyn."
(in an artificially high, squeaky, imitation female voice)
"Oh No! Please don't chop off my head! I need it to wear my many bejeweled head-dresses! Without my head my necklaces will slide right off!"
"Will Henry mount my head on his wall? Was I just a trophy wife?"
"I've been swept under the rug! Henry has buried me in an unmarked grave in the Tower of London with the rest of his friends.
About the Author
Pluto Waxbird was purchased in Scraborough but it is unknown where he was originally hatched. He spent his formative years in the neighbourhood know as "the Danforth" in Toronto Canada and at age 3 moved to Hillcrest Village, where he now works as Manager of Customer Relations at Knit-O-Matic. Pluto just recently became a LOL bird and can be found on Facebook where he likes to send his friends hatching eggs.